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The Penis Poem (continued)
But thanks to Viagra
I take it every day
And now my gosh darn penis keeps getting the way
Every time I turn around
its knocking over things
And I have to hide it,
every time the doorbell rings.
My wife thought it was over,
she’d no longer have to deal
But now it seems to come out and play at every single meal
I no longer can complain,
but it’s giving her the blues
She would rather have my old penis back that watched me tie my shoes….
(sorry couldn't resist)
Redemption! I always root for the underdog!
Bummer for you damnit!
Well, You are lucky, menopause just eliminated the 5 day rest period, period.
Luckier than some, and not as lucky as others I suppose. She is a beast!
Toby Kieth...
Does that mean you're not gonna smoke weed with Willie?!
Or that you're as good once..........
I remember my uncle saying "Not even Viagra can bring it back from the dead"
Oh noooo. I thought Viagra was the miracle drug. 😊
I love it!!!!
Funny